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Jeff Ball's avatar

"Karoline Leavitt leaving White House to spend more time with her crucifix"

... as a fan of "The Exorcist", I just spit out my pea soup.

Jerry Wilkerson's avatar

Can Donald Slump get any lower? Amazingly, the answer is yes!

Watch this space.

Thomas Nicholson's avatar

All portable outhouses to be labeled 'Trump Dumps'. St. Lawrence Seaway to be blocked off and renamed Trump Toll Way Strait. Jimmy Hoffa's remains found under Big Beautiful Ballroom diggings; all work must stop. Rudy leaves the country on 'Decoy One'.

Deb's avatar

You take us to places we never thought we could go! Glad to be a fan👍🏿👏

Bruce's avatar

I prefer the headline :

"𝙆𝙖𝙧𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙚 𝙇𝙚𝙖𝙫𝙞𝙩𝙩 𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙞𝙜𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤 𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙣𝙙 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚 𝙡𝙮𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙛𝙖𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙮"

Pan Lambert's avatar

ILet's cover the AZ Canal and requier covers of swimming pools. the resorts have huge uncoverd ones filled all year. If our cover is left off we loose an inch a day on a small pool. THAT IS A LOT OF WATER OVER A YEAR.

oNE OF THE tUCSON NEWS STATION SHOWS A HUGE UNCOVERD POOL DURING IT WEATHER BROADCAST. NOONE USING IT!!!!!!!!

Bruce's avatar

Cover the AZ canal with SOLAR PANELS! Win-Win

Karl Schaeffer's avatar

If I’m not laughin’, I’d be cryin’. Thx Fitz!

John Barringer's avatar

I had a flash of a split screen with one side showing Saddam Hussein cowering in his spider hole, and the other side showing Donald J. Trump cowering in his hiding place in the catering truck.