Brother Ciscomani assists a Christian sister

And that's what makes America a beautiful Christian nation

Congressman Ciscomani, do you have a second?

Maybe.

I’m a constituent.

Okay.

I have a few questions for you. When our premiums spike and out-of-pocket costs soar what will you do to help us when that axe falls on us?

Have you made an appointment to see me?

I’m seeing you now.

I’m late for a meeting with staff to plan the logistics for dodging Town Halls. That was a slip! I meant “hosting” town halls. Oh, Heavens.

What will you do to help us when we’re sick and that axe falls on us?

I’ll pray for you. I’m a Christian. Did you know that?

I’m a Christian woman, too, Congressman.

Well, bless your heart!

My coverage was taken from me thanks to your vote. I’m a single mom with two kids and I only earn $27,000 a year. What can I do?

Contact your Congressman.

You are my Congressman!

Well, what do you know!

Sir…

I’m kidding.

When my kids get sick and we’ve got nowhere to go for treatment because we’re broke what will you do to help us? Make jokes?

I’ll pray for you. Unless…

What?

Are you a billionaire in need of a tax break?

No.

I’ll pray for you.

My mom is in a nursing home that is set to close because of the cuts you voted for.

Now wait just a minute, ma’am. I said I wouldn’t vote for any of them.

But you did.

Details, detail, details. It was one silly little vote!

You’re despicable.

Whoa. You’re angry.

Yes, I am.

I will pray for you to-

Don’t bother!

-to let God into your life to free you from the bondage of this anger. Let’s pray together-

I don’t need your prayers. I need your help!

God will help you. He listens to me. Did you know that for 14 years I was on the Board of Directors of the Patriot Academy? I can tell you God’s impressed.

And I volunteered at my church and made sandwiches for the homeless.

The Patriot Academy is a fine Christian nationalist group, ma’am. Join us!

What does that have to do with me and my kids getting decent healthcare?

Decent healthcare?!

Yes! Decent healthcare

What about the soul of America? We are focusing on the important things that matter to Christians like us-

-like you.

-who believe God wants us to make America a Christian nation.

God help us…

Sister, did you know the separation of church and state is a socialist liberal myth?

Brother, did you know sick people will die because you voted for Trump’s Big Bad Bill?

Well, I guess you don’t care that gay marriage and abortion are making God sick with grief over His people…

Sick people will die because they can’t pay for the care they need, Congressman.

I’ll pray for them. And I’ll pray for you! Did I tell you I’m a Christian? Did I tell you that? Want a selfie together, sister?

No, thanks. Did you know Jesus healed the sick and lame without charging anything? That’s what made Him revolutionary. That’s one of the reasons why the Sanhedrin wanted Him crucified. He was bad for business.

Blasphemy!

It’s in the Bible.

What?

Republican blasphemy! You’ve insulted Donald Trump!

That child rapist, that thief! He can go to Hell.

Father forgive this woman for she knows not what she is saying. Get down on your knees with me. You are taking the Lord's name in vain!

Congressman, where in your Bible did Jesus heal the sick for profit?

Blasphemer! Blessed be thy health industry profit margins. Blessed be all thy health insurance executives! Blessed be-

Christ was compassionate. Where’s your compassion?

Do not dare to question my faith in the Almighty.

Get up off your knees! Your votes speak for themselves. You have forsaken the least among your constituents, Congressman.

You mean those least likely to give me fat donation!

What?

I was kidding! Come on! We Christians have a rich sense of humor. Where’s yours?

Died on election day. I’ll remember your vote, Congressman.

I’ll remember you in my prayers, constituent.

And another thing.

What’s that?

I’ll remember you on election day.

Listen I have to go. I’m late for Bible study. God Bless you, ma’am. And your little ones. Jesus and Donald Trump love you!