Big important groups keep endorsing Harris
Headlines I'm craving
Big important groups keep endorsing Harris. Herds of Economists. Prides of CEOS. Unions. Ratpacks of former Republicans. Her news just keeps getting better. And better. Here are the headlines I’d like to see about the latest big groups endorsing Kamala Harris.
The 400,000 member strong “Society of Sane Republicans with IQs Higher than Yours” endorsed Kamala Harris and Tim Walz this Week
America's top 100 porn stars who’ve been assaulted by Donald Trump announce support for Harris
The Keebler Elves union announces pro-Harris cookie
1,000 Sane Republicans endorse Kamala Harris claw over MAGA zombies, beg for asylum
What are "500 Jeopardy Grand Prize Winners Endorse Kamala Harris”, Alex?
10,000 MENSA chapters endorse Kamala Harris, duh
Today 1000 executives with ties to the Joy Industrial Complex endorsed Kamala Harris, who later claimed to be "overjoyed"
America (Today)—The Justice League of America endorsed Kamala Harris today with Wonder Woman congratulating “Our first Madame President”.
Daily Turnip Headline: All of your neighbors on
your block endorsed Kamala Harris and Tim Walz
except for the weirdo down at the very EndToday 500 Rocket Ship Scientists endorsed Harris saying ,”It doesn’t take a rocket ship scientist to figure this one out.”
1000 MEMBERSHIP STRONG FRATERNAL ORDER OF FACT CHECKERS ENDORSE HARRIS Story verified by Snopes as true Cast of “Hello Dolly”, media mogul Dolly Parton and Dali Llama endorse Kamala Harris: "She's a doll!" Every Ukrainian American west of Moscow came out in support of Kamala Harris for President of the United States yesterday "Until Putin's bitch, Trump, is in the ash heap of history." 1500 UNIDENTIFIED MEMBERS OF THE DEEP STATE ENDORSE KAMALA HARRIS FROM UNDISCLOSED LOCATION
London (Today, love) -Every living performer from the original “We are the World” music video reunited to endorse Harris and Walz and to wheeze a remix.
The remains of 18 former Presidents emerge from their crypts and tombs, hold a joint zoom conference endorsing Kamala Harris
The Board of “Zombie Presidents for Harris”, Presidents James K. Polk, Thomas Jefferson, Ulysses Grant and FDR agreed “Another Trump Presidency would be a disaster.”
Travelers claiming to be from future land on National Mall in flying saucer, "We have Come to earth to warn you about Donald Trump."
Three Nearest Inhabited Earth-like Worlds are Endorsing Kamala Harris for “President because Donald Trump is a massive Black Hole.”
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