Arizona Congressman Paul Gosar
The pride of rural Arizona
Arizona Congressman Paul Gosar called for former chair of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, General Mark Milley, a patriot, a defender of our Constitution, to be executed, in part, because Milley revealed that President Trump expressed disgust at the sight of wounded veterans.
And Gosar’s rural base is happy with that.
For their boy springs from Arizona’s rural range, where the deer and the antelope run like Hell from the Posse Comitatus crackpots and the Sovereign State wingnuts, where, out there beyond facts, among the bullet-riddled “YIELD” signs, the January 6th Insurrectionists are celebrated around cracker barrels from Elgin to Buckeye to Laughlin, where every pickup has a Confederate flag, a gun rack and a flask of bleach on the seat in case the Covid hoax comes back.
The fine residents of District 9 don’t seem at all upset that their boy Paul pals around with Neo-Nazis. I’m certain the guffawing gullible goons living in District 9 would welcome this headline:
GOSAR CALLS FOR ARIZONA VOTERS WHO EXPRESS
DISGUST AT SIGHT OF GOSAR TO BE EXECUTED
Perhaps Mr. Paul Gosar, Climate Change denier, Holocaust Denier and friend of American Nazis, actually does represent the views of the voters of Kingman, Buckeye, parts of Yuma and beyond. All the cast of “Deliverance” hears out there among the coyotes is right wing talk radio, FOX and Jesus.
I propose a campaign slogan for Gosar’s 2024 campaign, a slogan that will really excite the best and brightest in his hometown, Bullhead City:
GOSAR in 2024. HARD ON SODOMITES. SOFT ON NAZIS.
Gosar is a fan of diversity. He doesn’t care if you’re a skinhead or a Klansman or a Neo-Nazi; all are welcome in the Congressman’s office.
Gosar is a fan of holocaust deniers.
Newsflash, Paul. The Holocaust is as real as the upcoming defeat, conviction and disgrace of your Lord and Savior Donald J. Trump. The Holocaust is as real as you are unreal, a small, unreal, historically insignificant yahoo whose name will always be followed by an asterisk directing one to the bottom of the bio where, in italics, one may read “*Gosar (n) 1.Nutjob.”
There are enough haters, woodland squirrels and nuts in our state who love our Hillbilly Hitler enough to ship him to DC to Sieg Heil Trump every two-years. Is it me or do they not care his hidden fascist armband has cut off the flow of blood to his brain cell? How long will it be until we see this headline?
GOSAR CALLS FOR WOUNDED VETS WHO STAY IN
PRESIDENT TRUMP'S SIGHT TO BE EXECUTED
This from the man whose entire family is behind him 100%. Behind him and happy to shove him onto a space ark.
ALL OF G.O.P. REP'S SIBLINGS, "LIVING EXTENDED KIN",
EVERYONE WITH LAST NAME “GOSAR” CALL FOR
CONGRESSMAN TO BE EXTRADITED "HOME TO MARS"
I’m above such predictable calls for interstellar exile.
I’m more interested in the thousands of pin heads among the prickly pears who voted for this scrawny Nazi. Do we have that many Jew-hating, gay-hating, Q-Anon-quoting, Holocaust-denying, Sodomite-sniffing, “Christian” nationalist MAGA-magnons living “out there” among the tumbleweeds and Trump stores?
Maybe they’re impressed the fact Gosar was a dentist who wore shoes and didn’t use pliers. He quit to run for office when he was asked to treat a customer’s bi-cuspids. “No tyrannical woke government will force me to touch bi-sexual teeth.”
Paul Gosar wanted to be a dentist ever since he saw Sir Laurence Olivier in “Marathon Man”. Moviegoers recall young Paul Gosar cheering at all the wrong parts. “What the Hell? He cheered when the Nazi dentist got the upper hand.”
“He booed when the Nazi died! He booed!”
“Who cheers escaped Nazi sadists?”
It was then in that dark theatre where Gosar vowed he would one day be a great anti-Semitic dentist.
For a man who treated cavities it’s a mystery how he let the cavity behind his eyeballs grow for years until it became a black hole where facts get lost forever. Important documents or entire events. Like the Holocaust. Or the Consitution.
While Gosar calls for patriotic Generals to be executed I am calling for the voters in his district to execute a search within their souls for their withered moral compasses.
Indulge me and permit this proud son and brother of career military veterans and true patriots to repeat the fact that Paul Gosar participated in the attempted takeover of the United States government he swore an oath to protect and that prevaricating pipsqueak, who never served a day of his life in uniform, has the balls to call for former chief of Staff General Milley, a real man who served our nation honorably in uniform for decades, to be executed?
In some dusty future when Gosar faces his final days in office, disappointed by the WTF response to his calls for executions, I expect he’ll retreat into his bunker among the bovines and brittle bushes and rant, rant, rant.
Until then Paul Gosar, the Constitutional traitor who calls for our Generals to be killed, appears beloved by the millions of equally treasonous pro-gun, pro-life, pro-lying trolls who dwell in Arizona’s isolated dusty hills.
It’s safe to conclude Bullhead City voted for Gosar because he’s a bull-headed jackass.
It’s safe to conclude Yuma loves his inhumanity.
And that LaPaz County agrees with Paul’s suspicions about Soros, stolen elections and Jewish Space Lasers. It’s safe to conclude the voters in Goodyear and Buckshot think sealing the border with a Berlin Wall would be a “good idear.”
Of course, Kingman loves Gosar.
Kingman, the town where Tim McVeigh hatched the OKC bombing, is archetypal of Arizona’s rural “parallel universes”. Another hideaway, another small town for fugitives from critical thought, a blue-highway, red-state goober gulch for angry white refugees from the real world, the diverse democratic world that defeated their delusions and sent them into their private Gileads and Wacos.
In these hinterland realms Gosar’s Gullibles live out their lives inside the fact-free “comfort” of rural Arizona’s Talk-Radio-Jesus-and-Fox News Domes where they are taught “CITIES BAD”, “MINORITIES BAD” and “NOTHING IS YOUR FAULT.”
It’s all the fault of THEM. And Gosar knows all about THEM. THEY are everywhere and out to get you.
I’m pessimistic a Democrat could ever win in a District where the voters from Buckeye to Goodyear to Wickieup are fine with a deluded anti-democratic dipstick like Gosar.
While he’s calling for Generals to be executed I’m calling on Arizona Democrats to execute a triage on rural Arizona. While he’s calling for Generals to be executed I’m calling for wealthy Democrats to subsidize and execute a plan to answer the flood of right-wing media bullshit that has captured rural Arizonans. Until Progressives execute a strategy to shatter the airtight Talk-Radio-Jesus-and-Fox News Domes dotting rural America the Gosars among us will continue to flourish, out there, beyond reason.
While you chew on that idle hope swallow the truth about Gosar in this “Democracy Now” report: Rep. Paul Gosar's Ties to Neo-Nazi Movement Under Scrutiny:
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