20 Questions about Epstein for President Trump

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Questions for Trump regarding the Epstein letter.

1. How soon will you be bombing Venezuela?

2. Canada?

3. Congress?

4. Did you ever go grocery shopping with an Epstein girl?

5. When you nap during cabinet meetings does that smile mean you’re dreaming about Epstein island?

6. What is the cost of a Thanksgiving dinner, if you include a child prostitute with the meal?

7. Do you like the look of your orange bronzer smeared all over a young girl’s body?

8. If you squeeze Speaker Mike Johnson’s balls tight enough will they turn into diamonds?

9. Thought about exile to Russia?

10. When you’re booed at a football game do you block it out by focusing on the cheerleaders or are they too mature?

11. How long will it be before you say “Pedophilia is a city in Pennsylvania that needs the National Guard and ICE sent in” ?

12. Wish you had avoided this mess by, in fact, dating Ivanka instead?

13. Before she turned 17?

14. Did you follow your own guidance with girls from your close friend Epstein? Did you just start kissing them and grab them by the pussy?

15. Are you grabbing every MAGA congressman by the pussy today?

16. When Epstein said in an email he knew how “dirty Donald is” was he referring to soiled diapers or something else?

17. How soon will you be unleashing World War III?

18. Does “President Vance” have a nice ring to it?

19. Like the doorbell at Epstein’s estate?

20. Ever paint an underage girl gold, President Goldfinger?