16 Unnerving things overheard at today's White House
16 Unnerving things overheard at today’s White House
“Which branch of government can I fire today?”
“Hamberder covfefe bela bela.”
“Is that smell me? Sniff this.”
“Ask Loomer is she thinks anything is wrong with Putin being my campaign manager.”
“I feel an FBI raid coming on.”
“Is this diaper on right?”
“I told the UN a thing or two. Or is it the League of Nations? Whatever. Losers.”
“And I’m telling you I’m pretty sure I’m immune if I shoot a protestor.”
“What if I take out Jimmy Kimmel with a drone?”
“Well, then, how many terms can a cryogenically frozen head serve as President?”
“Does this Nazi uniform make my ass look big?”
“Where are my pants? —and what did I walk into the situation room for just now?”
“When’s my U.N. Speech?”
“Call RFK, Jr.-I can’t get the windmills of my mind out of my mind!”
“Comey, Schiff, Hillary and Harris. Now that’s a gallows lineup!”
“Bela covfefe bela hamberder bela bela.”
Trump’s 10 Nicknames for Stephen Miller
Slim Reaper
Roy Cohn
Eichmann-a-rooney
Steve-arino
Darth Bella
Nosferatu
Doorknob
Skeletor
Rat-face
Lurch
Trump’s Ten Favorite Snacks
Gingivitis’ Pie
Saturated Lard Smoothie with Lemon Lipid Clusters
Quarter Pounder with Cheezits and “Don Junior” Mints
Banana Republic Split sprinkled with Pork Rind Crumbles
Petroleum Parfait with sludge
Hostess “Tallow Twinkies”
Bacon Fat Pudding Purée
Vanilla Crisco Slurpee
Captain Salt’s Salty Salt Chips with Added Salt
Chicken Taco with Shredded Tariffs
Tucson: A History of the Old Pueblo from the 1854 Gadsden Purchase to the present
In August I hosted a Tucson Trivia contest down at the Presidio along with my co-host and friend, Dave Devine. We hope those in attendance enjoyed the August night.
I just got good news from Dave.
The second edition of his local history book - Tucson: A History of the Old Pueblo from the 1854 Gadsden Purchase - has finally been published. According to my humble chum, “Not only does it contain information on the 2015-2024 period but also material on some subjects not covered in the first edition. The book is available on Amazon and Barnes & Noble websites plus, hopefully, some local bookstores.”
I’ve been writing like a fiend. I’m taking the weekend to let the field lay fallow and chill in the shade up on the mountain.
Talk at you next week, my friends.
Abrazos,
Ever onward,
David
Not sure I’d want to overhear any conversation involving the Naranja Jefe, but it would warn me about what nefarious anti-Constitutional behavior was being contemplated. 😱
I am concerned that at the called meeting, the military brass will be required to sign "loyalty" statements or will be fired. I can only hope that the generals will tell him where to stick them. Otherwise, really, really bad.