10 last-minute Debate Rules agreed to by the candidates

And here they are...

Today Vice President Kamala Harris and former President Trump agreed to 10 additional Debate Rules.

The 10 additional Debate Rules

1. No “Moment of Silence for the January 6th Prisoners.”

2. No weird “shake weight” jive dancing.

3. No combustible copies of the United States Constitution within 500 feet of the venue.

4. No summons to appear before any United States Federal Court or State Superior Court may be delivered during the debate.

5. If President Biden wants back in the race, at the last minute, Vice President Harris must defer to the original nominee.

6. Candidates are not permitted to question each other.

7. Phone lines to debate moderators must remain open in case President Biden wants back in the race at the last minute.

8. Candidates are not permitted to strangle each other.

9. President Biden has until 8 p.m. CT/9 p.m. ET to reenter the race.

10. Candidates are not permitted to grab each other’s genitals.

Signed and agreed to this 10th day of September, 2024.

Former President Donald J Trump

Vice President Kamala Harris

May the best woman win.